Sister Mary Hubert, Robert Anne and Reverend Mother Mary Regina began their good work as missionaries at a leper colony on an island south of France.

Mercifully, each returned to Hoboken in one piece. The story of their hazardous expedition is detailed in a number from tonight's show so do pay attention to this one, as you will be quizzed on it afterwards.

They are joined in tonight's benefit performance by Sister Mary Leo, who comes we are told from a good home, and Sister Mary Amnesia, who due to her memory loss, is not sure where she comes from.

The Little Sisters beg your indulgence and your applause, especially Sister Mary Hubert, who hasn't been feeling herself since she was trampled by a camel at the Annual Christmas Pageant.